Blow me until you recieve my hot jazz, put that shit in your mouthpiece you saxy bitch

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claustrophiles:

when you think you can trust someone but then they go and use your comb

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phantomdoodler:

fixitfelixjnr:

didney-worl-no-uta:

fixitfelixjnr:

*kisses*

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WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?

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yes!

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HE SCORES

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smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

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royalblackpirate:

wearethetay:

My sister keeps coming into the room and doing this.

Why.

This is one of those videos where the laugh makes it funnier. Pac ain’t dead.

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milotlc:

Mom… dad… I’m moving out

milotlc:

Mom… dad… I’m moving out

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genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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peanutbutta:

jesusmcnuggets:

My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav 

I’m so mad

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unfollowfriday:

when you and your buddy are low on potassium

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amuseoffirebane:

rileylaroux:

darthhermitcrab:

frostygears:


happyhippyspookydrift:


Military Sign Language


YES, this is very relevant to my interests…


HUGE pet peeve of mine, I see it a lot in TV shows. The troops are walking quietly toward their objective. The leader holds up his hand in the halt signal and then
“THE ENEMIES ARE OVER THERE GUISE”
NO
The whole point of these hand signals is to be silent so the close range enemies you’re about to engage DON’T HEAR YOU GIVING COMMANDS
though why I’m still expecting sense out of tv shows I don’t even know



oH MY GOD

amuseoffirebane:

rileylaroux:

darthhermitcrab:

frostygears:

happyhippyspookydrift:

Military Sign Language

YES, this is very relevant to my interests…

HUGE pet peeve of mine, I see it a lot in TV shows. The troops are walking quietly toward their objective. The leader holds up his hand in the halt signal and then

“THE ENEMIES ARE OVER THERE GUISE”

NO

The whole point of these hand signals is to be silent so the close range enemies you’re about to engage DON’T HEAR YOU GIVING COMMANDS

though why I’m still expecting sense out of tv shows I don’t even know

oH MY GOD

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emberises:

I must see this

emberises:

I must see this

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piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

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