Blow me until you recieve my hot jazz, put that shit in your mouthpiece you saxy bitch

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unfollowfriday:

when you and your buddy are low on potassium

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rileylaroux:

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happyhippyspookydrift:


Military Sign Language


YES, this is very relevant to my interests…


HUGE pet peeve of mine, I see it a lot in TV shows. The troops are walking quietly toward their objective. The leader holds up his hand in the halt signal and then
“THE ENEMIES ARE OVER THERE GUISE”
NO
The whole point of these hand signals is to be silent so the close range enemies you’re about to engage DON’T HEAR YOU GIVING COMMANDS
though why I’m still expecting sense out of tv shows I don’t even know



oH MY GOD

amuseoffirebane:

rileylaroux:

darthhermitcrab:

frostygears:

happyhippyspookydrift:

Military Sign Language

YES, this is very relevant to my interests…

HUGE pet peeve of mine, I see it a lot in TV shows. The troops are walking quietly toward their objective. The leader holds up his hand in the halt signal and then

“THE ENEMIES ARE OVER THERE GUISE”

NO

The whole point of these hand signals is to be silent so the close range enemies you’re about to engage DON’T HEAR YOU GIVING COMMANDS

though why I’m still expecting sense out of tv shows I don’t even know

oH MY GOD

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emberises:

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emberises:

I must see this

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piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
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analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

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firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

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whatsacanada:

who lives in a pineapple under the sea

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yungterra:

inturlrude:

yungterra:

naked body fresh out the shower

you touch yourself afterhours

why do you have this dirty ass skeleton

he’s obviously not dirty he just took a fuckin shower got dam

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earthdad:

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this webcomic is probably the funniest sequence of images i’ve ever seen and i still don’t know whether or not it’s supposed to be a joke

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