Blow me until you recieve my hot jazz, put that shit in your mouthpiece you saxy bitch

tbkultracombo:

THE MOST RUSSIAN NAME OF ALL TIME

tbkultracombo:

THE MOST RUSSIAN NAME OF ALL TIME

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impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

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slovvbro:

staayyggolden:

slovvbro:

What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:

Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?

have u ever fuckin heard of a double date

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castielgratia:

castielgratia:

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uchiigatana:

im already hard

uchiigatana:

im already hard

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kakuzu:

seoulll:

korean fashion is to die for

it’s classy but still cute

rough but still elegant

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dracch:

when you type “waa” instead of “was”

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skypestripper:

its not good sex unless u have to glue ur penis back on

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hroakie:

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buildabitchworkshop:

greenwiseowl:

buildabitchworkshop:

man i love taquitos and guacamole 

Or a bag of weed and two blunts.

no dude wtf dont u know drugs r fuckin illegal do u want to get us both arrested jfc smh

buildabitchworkshop:

greenwiseowl:

buildabitchworkshop:

man i love taquitos and guacamole 

Or a bag of weed and two blunts.

no dude wtf dont u know drugs r fuckin illegal do u want to get us both arrested jfc smh

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coyotestuck:

eriizabeto :

anniedraws :

livethefaggotry:

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You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

UNDER

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what

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