Blow me until you recieve my hot jazz, put that shit in your mouthpiece you saxy bitch

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yepperoni:

this is my faviorite king of the hill joke and it’s only 5 seconds long and king of the hill isn’t on netflix anymore and it’s not free on amazon prime anymore either, so i had to rely on a dubbed anime website to find it 

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thefrogman:

Safely Endangered by Chris [website | patreon]

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skypestripper:

skypestripper:

math.. more like

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linguisticsyall:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

I’m so gruntled to have found this

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  • Question: describe your dream guy - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    ianstagram:

    Tall, dark, handsome, well read.  2500 attack points and 2100 defense points. 

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bent-duck:

crimewave420:

He is ready to FUCK

its time to B O N E

(via laughtime)

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(via miss-countess-von-fingerbang)

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heteroh:

matching icons for you and your friends

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discoboob:

OMFG I HIT THE PLAY BUTTON IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS AND ALL THEY HEARD WAS “HOW TO GIVE A BLOW JOB” AND THEYRE TELLING ME ITS OK TO COME OUT AND IM CRYING

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

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