Blow me until you recieve my hot jazz, put that shit in your mouthpiece you saxy bitch

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

Source: kumagawa

shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

(via miss-countess-von-fingerbang)

Source: shitshilarious

breakingbreakfast:

Goodnight, sweet prince.

(via laughtime)

Source: breakingbreakfast

(via laughtime)

Source: blameaspartame

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

Source: tldrwikipedia

(via ruinedchildhood)

Source: pleatedjeans

(via laughtime)

Source: marimopet

zedrin-maybe:


mooncastle721:

I almost spit grape juice!

I have saved this gif in my folder as ‘weight for it’

zedrin-maybe:

mooncastle721:

I almost spit grape juice!

I have saved this gif in my folder as ‘weight for it’

(via arandomguywithablog)

Source: 4GIFs.com

zubat:

denchgang:

where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but not my phone 

How long does it burn if it’s not an emergency?

zubat:

denchgang:

where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but not my phone 

How long does it burn if it’s not an emergency?

(via dildo-dildont)

Source: poyzn

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foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

(via arandomguywithablog)

Source: fakethistoyourgrave

tokentiger:

Old Scooby Doo Frames KILL ME

(via lordaerons)

(via dannydevitoscheesydoritos)

Source: jackinwangs

kazuyagoddamnmishima:

(via miss-countess-von-fingerbang)

Source: kazuyagoddamnmishima

(via miss-countess-von-fingerbang)

Source: youngwhiteboi

(via miss-countess-von-fingerbang)

Source: ash-ofpallet